/start depressing post

Right, so, due to some random/wierd events that happened, I feel a review of some laws necessary.
First: Murphy’s Law:

Anything that can go wrong, will.

This is quite simple to see in real life…happens all the time.

Second: Finagle’s Law:

Anything that can go wrong, will—at the worst possible moment.

This is also quite easy to see in real life, you can probably think of a few examples right off the bat.

Third: The Blin Law:

Anything that can go wrong, will—at the worst possible moment….WHOOOOOPEEE.

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Fourth: The Combined Joe/Blin Law:

Anything that can go wrong, will—at the worst possible moment….WHOOOOOPEEE……Yes, Your Life Does Suck.

Your FLB homework: Think of these laws, and see how horrifyingly true it is in your life, get depressed, and realize that, hey…your alive, you’ll die, screw it all!

Disclaimer: Remember, this is simple conjecture, it should not be taken seriously at all, its sardonic and dripping with wry humor. Yay. /End depressing post