10 Ways to Make a Banker Cry
Posted on January 21st, 2007 in Lacking a Category, Time Wasters | Comments Off on 10 Ways to Make a Banker Cry
Thank you Brad Isaac for this list 😀
1. Use their postage paid envelopes to send them artwork from your preschooler.
2. Pay off your 1 year interest free loan 1 month before it’s due.
3. Get them to draw up the preliminary loan application then say “I changed my mind.â€
4. Chop up your Capital One credit cards…and mail them to Nations bank with a note that says “Please cancel.â€
5. When mailing off a credit card payment, be sure and include a note
that says “I’ve been thinking of you, I really like that outfit you are
wearing. What are you doing for dinner tonight?â€
6. If they phone you because your payment is late say “My identity was stolen in the movie Total Recall.â€
7. If they call back due to a late payment, tell them you have
something important to say. Then read the phone book (If it works for
a filibuster it will work for Chase Manhattan.)
8. Stop by the local bank, ask to see the manager and when you sit
down, say “Thank you for meeting with me, I wanted to talk to you about
loaning your little bank here some money.â€
9. If you are ever asked what you can use for collateral say “An ox
and 3 chickens.†If they ask if there’s anything else, say “I guess I
could throw in a bushel of ripe delicious apples.â€
10. If they offer you an “interest free loan, demand they be competitive by offering an interest and payment free loan.
I don’t know about you, but #10…makes me laugh. so does 3 and 9. Then again…the entire list pretty much makes me laugh. 😛