Well, you know how some sites have those obnoxious smiley ads? the shiny big yellow balls that are just plain annoying? Well…now is the time for payback. Kinda. Sadly, its not as violent as some might expect, or detailed….but, it was provided as is, here

And then…there are the companies who make swiss army knives, that…transcend those of ordinary swiss army knives. This knife should belong to the few commandos who feel like carrying about 40 pounds of shiny chrome plated tools in their pockets. Wenger (the company who makes this) calls it the Giant Knife Version 1.0. Substitute or knives, bike tools, toiletries, laser pointers, corkscrews, pliers, 30-40 different screwdrivers, saws, magnifying glass, scissors, flashlight, fish scaler, reamer, scraper, hole punch, toothpicks, keys, key rings (for the other stuff you might want on it…) For a grand total of 85 individual tools.That just scares me. Also…the price. $1200. Yup…its that much. Then again, if you really need all this stuff on you, in the form of a knife, i think you might as well pay up…check it out here